February 5, at 5: February 3, at When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. March 25, at By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
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